hellos, goodbyes and true lies |
danielle/17/canadian eh? just another girl with secret behind her smile and all your knives hidden in her heart. -nothing is owned else otherwise stated- |
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| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
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i spy with my little eyes
a cute boy that should be my boyfriend
this is Poutine:
LOOK AT IT
THE DELICIOUSNESS
ALLLLL THAT...
alright gambino is a mastermind fuck a bitch to pass the time ~